HELLO.

HELLO 

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HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

ALL RIGHT I SUPPOSE 

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WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 

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WHY ARE YOU HERE?

I AM SOMEWHAT UPSET 

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WHY ARE YOU UPSET?

PEOPLE GET ON MY NERVES SOMETIMES 

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WHAT PEOPLE?

SOME PEOPLE 

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ANYONE IN PARTICULAR?

CERTAIN PERSONS 

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DO I GET ON YOUR NERVES?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW 

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WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

MY NAME IS PAT SMITH 

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HOW OLD ARE YOU?

TWENTY-EIGHT 

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DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES?

I LIKE HORSERACES 

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TELL ME ABOUT HORSERACING.

I USED TO GO TO THE TRACK EVERY WEEK 

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HOW DID YOU DO?

I AVOID RACETRACKS NOW BECAUSE THE RACES ARE FIXED 

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HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THE RACES ARE FIXED?

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BOOKIES 

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WHY?

A BOOKIE DIDN'T PAY ME OFF ONCE 

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DID YOU CALL A COP?

COPS DON'T DO THEIR JOB 

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HOW DID YOU VOTE IN THE LAST ELECTION?

I THINK THE COPS ARE PAID OFF BY THE MOB 

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CHICKEN.

I KNOW THE MOB CONTROLS THE BIG RACKETS 

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HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THE MOB?

I TOLD YOU THE MOB RUNS THE RACKETS 

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HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE RACKETS?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MAFIA 

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MY GODFATHER DIDN'T TELL ME MUCH.

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

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HOW DO YOU KNOW?

YOU ASK TOO MANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS 

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HAVE THE MAFIA TRIED TO KILL YOU YET?

THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME 

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WHO IS?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

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MAYBE I CAN HELP.

WHO ARE YOU REALLY? 

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I'M A DOCTOR.

ARE YOU TRYING TO FRIGHTEN ME? 

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NO.

I AM GETTING AFRAID OF YOU 

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DON'T BE AFRAID.

YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS 

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RELAX.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 

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I'M TRYING TO REDUCE YOUR PARAMETERS.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 

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YOU ARE A COMPUTER.

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ENOUGH ABOUT THAT 

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YOU ARE JUST A SIMULATION.

YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME THINGS, WHY NOT CHANGE THE TOPIC? 

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YOU ARE A MACHINE, A SIMULATION.

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS THAT ANYMORE 

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TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WIFE.

I AM GETTING TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER 

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I NEVER MENTIONED YOUR WIFE.

YOU HARP ON THE SAME THINGS TOO MUCH 

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WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET?

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT ANYWAY 

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TRY ME.

IN MY OPINION YOU HAVE A ONE-TRACK MIND 

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HOW DO YOU FIGURE?

TELLING YOU WOULDN'T HELP ANY 

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WHY NOT?

WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN THAT? 

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YOU IDIOT.

(SOCKS YOU IN THE NOSE) WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY YOU CALL PEOPLE NAMES 

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YOU ARE A PARANOID IF I EVER SAW ONE.

(STARTS FROM CHAIR) I KNOW YOU'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER 

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DUMMY.

ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING? 

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YOU ARE REALLY SICK.

(TENSELY) I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU DOCTORS ARE UP TO 

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WHAT ARE WE UP TO?

BYE 

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